Increase your skills by getting a Gamer Cat! Gamer Cats are garenteed to raise your rating/ranking/elo/skills in just one month!**
What is a Gamer Cat?
A Gamer Cat is a pet cat owned by a person who plays video games.
How it works:
Gamer cats, or "cats" if you like, will bug you while playing video games. They will crawl all over your keyboard, demand pettings and cuddlings and attempt to sit in your lap even if there is no space. After a while this helps improve your multitasking skills while also training you to better deal with distractions which is a valueable skill for when you are in the chaos of professinal competetive gaming!
Where do I get a Gamer Cat?
At your local animal shelter!
Testimonials:
"I raised my elo by 1000 in just one week after getting my Gamer Cat."***
- Sum Gaimyr
"Ever since getting my Gamer Cat I haven't lost a single PVP match!"****
- Ana Liare
Both Antcr and I (Cupcake or Death) have our own gamer cats and we have both seen dramatic improvement in our gaming abilities... although that could just be from practice.
Warnings:
Possible allergic reactions.
Destroyed furntiture.
You may lose game time to chasing your cat around trying to take funny pictures of it to put on the internet.
Cats often type embarrassing miss-spelled things into chat while you are gaming.
*We are not exactaly what you would call "pro."
**This has not been tested for accuracy.
***Results not typical.
****Not possible.
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